Say Yes

I have a minor injury to the tendons on my left hand. This caused me to tape my wrist today at work.

No less than four times, I explained that "No I didn't try to kill myself". Some days it would just be easier to say yes to all the silly questions.

Yes, I slit my wrists because I spend a quarter of my life working with you.

Yes, I'm anorexic because I won't eat birthday cake at 9:00 AM once a week.



Yes, my hands are scraped up because I was in a bar fight.

Yes, I won.

Yes, I climb mountains. Thanks for another book on Everest.


Yes, I'll use this compass (this year, I only got 2 for Christmas).